This is the COMICS industry.

So, jump around. Get to know us. Retailers: Order oodles of our Mr. Comics books. We sell by the oodle. If this Big Max special is a hit with you guys, we have loads of scripts and stories ready to go, and legions of eager, tremblings artists waiting to draw em. (Mostly living in James Fry's apartment, we consider his talent legion enough.)

Here's the Mr. Comics guarantee: If you buy Big Max, or one of our other fine comics, and DON'T enjoy it, we'll give you that time back. Not any money, but you will get the ten minutes back, somehow. We'll find a way, perhaps if we kill a chicken and make just the right chanting noises...Our cover artist claims he's been aboard a UFO that takes you back in time. But there's all that probing...

We'll do what we can. You'll have fun. It's a time back guarantee.

Ty the Guy Templeton. Blatantly stealing the nickname from Stan the Man Lee *

*Who stole it from a baseball player whose last name is hard to spell.

good night.